@barackobama.com : "uh... hem... Look : 120 characters left. Good day : we reached an agreement. Bonus: prevented a fight btwn Sarko and Hu."
@nicolassarkozy.fr : "Good day : I made the headlines and saved the World as usual. Bonus : prevented war btwn US & China."
@hujintao.com.cn : "Good day : saved Macau & HK, purchased the US, cut ties btwn France & Dalai Lama. Bonus: spied UK in the process."
@gordonbrown.co.uk : "Good day : managed to kept my chin up, and my jaw not too low."
@tayyiperdogan.com.tr : "Good day : Shimon Peres wasn't there."
@robertzoellick.us : "Good day : if a Bushite like me gets a hike during this slump, there's still hope for easy money."
@bankimoon.un.org : "Good day : wish we had the same cast at the Security Council."
@abhisitvejjajiva.com.th : "Good day : was right behind Obama on the photo. Bad day : his smiles eclipsed mine."
@taroaso.co.jp : "Good day : wasn't caught sippin' sake."
@dmitrymedvedev.ru : "Good day : I kept those morons busy while Vlady nuked Georgia. Even got an Obama autograph."
@stephenharper.ca : "Bad day : got locked in the johns during the official photo op."
@mbtious.co.kr : "Good day : Kim Jong-il helped me get an itw w. BO."
@lula.com.br : "Good day : was hired as a bodyguard for Brown and the Queen. Kept that French lunatic away from Barack."
@angelamerkel.de : "Good day : was seated next to Oby for dinner, far from Sarko on the final picture."
@dskimf.com : "Good day : I got a budget to purchase flowers for Michelle Obama."
@silvioberlusconi.it : "Good day for plastic surgery : on the pixes, I look younger than Obama and Medvedev combined."
@kevinrudd.com.au : "G'day and seeya."
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